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LINCOLNSHIRE LYMERICKES

A lovelorn young fellow from Minting
Lavished gifts on a lass, quite unstinting
But she was unkind
And paid him no mind
No matter how heavy his hinting.

Some animal libbers from Metheringham
Caused chaos wi' stock by untetheringham
Till caught in the act
By the farmers, who whact
Them (quite hard) before tarring and featheringham.

He's besotted with someone from Sotby.
She's married, and so he should notby.
They go - can you guess? -
For weekends in Skegness!
What will the next twist in the plotby?