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LINCOLNSHIRE LYMERICKES

A pregnant young mother from Mumby
Got used to how vast must her tumby
But once she gave birth
She kept all the girth
And was shocked at how big would her bumby

A minicab driver from Haxey
Had ears most amazingly waxy
He used it for candles
And greasing his sandals
And shining the seats of his taxi

They crowned a pretender at Greetham
The cavalry rode to unseat him
But a pipe band from Lusby
Each lass in a busby
Took just half an hour to defeat 'em