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NEW LYMERICKES
A few new ones from places I passed on my way home:
(This page possibly PG:)

A caution'ry tale out of Spalding
A young man, vermilion and balding
He once plunged his face in
A welcoming basin
He should have checked first. It was scalding.

There's horrible folk in South Hykeham
They trap baby rabbits and spykeham
The moles they impale
Hang rats by the tail
'Tis animals, see. They no lykeham

No place for a chap, Boothby Graffoe
The women are all into Sappho
So what can you do
But dress up in blue
And have fun with the lads in the RAF- oh!