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NEW LYMERICKES
A few new ones from places I passed on my way home:
(This page possibly PG:)

A transvestite who lived in Bag Enderby
Was unsure what should his (or her) gender be
He put on a frock
And went to the doc
Who said: "Son, not the knife! Just pretend to be!"

A star-struck young lass from Great Gonerby
Was wond'ring how rich must Madonna be
So she dyed her hair blonde
And a pointy bra donned
Saying "Yesss! Now I know what I wannabe."

A nudist (they're rare in West Stockwith)
Found a purpose for using his sock with
Not wishing to put
Such a thing on his foot
He used it to cover the shock with